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"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness." Make picture quote!
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Make picture quote!
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks." Make picture quote!
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." Make picture quote!
"I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't." Make picture quote!
"Love is a promise delivered already broken." Make picture quote!
"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture." Make picture quote!
"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that." Make picture quote!
"Well, excuuuuuse me!" Make picture quote!
"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot." Make picture quote!
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies." Make picture quote!
"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well." Make picture quote!
"What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke." Make picture quote!
"The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready." Make picture quote!
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them." Make picture quote!
"Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty." Make picture quote!
"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is." Make picture quote!
"An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be." Make picture quote!
"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!" Make picture quote!
"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town." Make picture quote!

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