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"We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings." Make picture quote!
"Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart." Make picture quote!
"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion." Make picture quote!
"Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet." Make picture quote!
"Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive." Make picture quote!
"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public." Make picture quote!
"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot." Make picture quote!
"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives." Make picture quote!
"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge." Make picture quote!
"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end." Make picture quote!
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." Make picture quote!
"The only risk of failure is promotion." Make picture quote!
"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers." Make picture quote!
"You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me." Make picture quote!
"The longer you work here, diverse it gets." Make picture quote!
"Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams." Make picture quote!
"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems." Make picture quote!
"Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure." Make picture quote!
"Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information." Make picture quote!
"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results." Make picture quote!
"Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company." Make picture quote!
"I get mail; therefore I am." Make picture quote!
"I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination." Make picture quote!
"If a job's worth doing, it's too hard." Make picture quote!
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" Make picture quote!
"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done." Make picture quote!
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks." Make picture quote!
"I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string." Make picture quote!
"If at first you don't succeed, reload and try again." Make picture quote!
"Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. " Make picture quote!

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