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Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.


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"Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame." Make picture quote!
"A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to." Make picture quote!
"A man convinced against his will is not convinced." Make picture quote!
"A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know." Make picture quote!
"A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street." Make picture quote!
"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance." Make picture quote!
"America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there." Make picture quote!
"America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation." Make picture quote!
"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today." Make picture quote!
"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it." Make picture quote!
"As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't." Make picture quote!
"Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status." Make picture quote!
"The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure." Make picture quote!
"Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?" Make picture quote!
"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it." Make picture quote!
"Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings." Make picture quote!
"Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone." Make picture quote!
"Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them." Make picture quote!
"Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret." Make picture quote!
"Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence." Make picture quote!
"The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure." Make picture quote!
"The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance." Make picture quote!
"Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder." Make picture quote!
"The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep." Make picture quote!
"Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work." Make picture quote!
"When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout." Make picture quote!
"Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence." Make picture quote!
"You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job." Make picture quote!
"You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes." Make picture quote!
"Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object." Make picture quote!
"Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices." Make picture quote!
"There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us." Make picture quote!
"Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert." Make picture quote!
"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise." Make picture quote!
"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent." Make picture quote!
"Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away." Make picture quote!
"Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively." Make picture quote!
"Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience." Make picture quote!
"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week." Make picture quote!
"Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other." Make picture quote!
"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?" Make picture quote!
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." Make picture quote!
"If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else." Make picture quote!
"In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence." Make picture quote!
"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car." Make picture quote!
"Don't believe in miracles - depend on them." Make picture quote!
"Lead, follow, or get out of the way." Make picture quote!
"Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame." Make picture quote!
"Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour by hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going." Make picture quote!
"The heights by great men reached and kept Were not obtained by sudden flight, But they, while their companions slept, Were toiling upward in the night" Make picture quote!




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