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"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people." Make picture quote!
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away." Make picture quote!
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral." Make picture quote!
"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'" Make picture quote!
"There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers." Make picture quote!
"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all." Make picture quote!
"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator." Make picture quote!
"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so." Make picture quote!
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down." Make picture quote!
"What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds." Make picture quote!
"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!" Make picture quote!
"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success." Make picture quote!
"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get." Make picture quote!
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success." Make picture quote!
"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in." Make picture quote!
"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected." Make picture quote!
"Do your kids a favor - don't have any." Make picture quote!
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." Make picture quote!
"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." Make picture quote!
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet." Make picture quote!
"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!" Make picture quote!
"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?" Make picture quote!
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments." Make picture quote!
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself." Make picture quote!
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards." Make picture quote!
"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings." Make picture quote!
"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price." Make picture quote!
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh." Make picture quote!
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." Make picture quote!
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home." Make picture quote!
"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch." Make picture quote!
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." Make picture quote!
"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all." Make picture quote!




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