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The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.


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"The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one." Make picture quote!
"Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it." Make picture quote!
"It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato." Make picture quote!
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." Make picture quote!
"If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." Make picture quote!
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house." Make picture quote!
"You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'" Make picture quote!
"I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married." Make picture quote!




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