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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.


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"About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it." Make picture quote!
"Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at." Make picture quote!
"Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done." Make picture quote!
"Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius." Make picture quote!
"Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there." Make picture quote!
"Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel." Make picture quote!
"As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them." Make picture quote!
"Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight." Make picture quote!
"About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment." Make picture quote!
"A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates." Make picture quote!
"A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug." Make picture quote!
"Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got." Make picture quote!
"Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take." Make picture quote!
"The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout." Make picture quote!
"The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease." Make picture quote!
"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." Make picture quote!
"The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear." Make picture quote!
"Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it." Make picture quote!
"The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm." Make picture quote!
"One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs." Make picture quote!
"The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust." Make picture quote!
"There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying." Make picture quote!
"Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit." Make picture quote!
"Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute." Make picture quote!
"Remember the poor, it costs nothing." Make picture quote!
"Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does." Make picture quote!
"One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can." Make picture quote!
"Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return." Make picture quote!
"There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together." Make picture quote!
"Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for words." Make picture quote!
"Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something." Make picture quote!
"Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has." Make picture quote!
"When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him." Make picture quote!
"To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while." Make picture quote!
"Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go." Make picture quote!
"There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory." Make picture quote!
"There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it." Make picture quote!
"There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them." Make picture quote!
"There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply." Make picture quote!
"There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness." Make picture quote!
"There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing." Make picture quote!
"There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins." Make picture quote!
"There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't." Make picture quote!
"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way." Make picture quote!
"Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb." Make picture quote!
"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry." Make picture quote!
"It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit." Make picture quote!
"It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so." Make picture quote!
"It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too." Make picture quote!
"It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money." Make picture quote!
"If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time." Make picture quote!
"It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash." Make picture quote!
"If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself." Make picture quote!
"I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else." Make picture quote!
"I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money." Make picture quote!
"Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal." Make picture quote!
"I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time." Make picture quote!
"The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it." Make picture quote!
"Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense." Make picture quote!
"Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed." Make picture quote!
"If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety." Make picture quote!
"Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since." Make picture quote!
"Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread." Make picture quote!
"No one can disgrace us but ourselves." Make picture quote!
"Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected." Make picture quote!
"Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." Make picture quote!
"It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient." Make picture quote!
"Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it." Make picture quote!
"Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope." Make picture quote!
"Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do." Make picture quote!
"Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined." Make picture quote!
"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well." Make picture quote!
"Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe." Make picture quote!
"Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place." Make picture quote!
"Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves." Make picture quote!
"Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got." Make picture quote!
"After enlightenment, the laundry." Make picture quote!
"Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists of sticking to one thing until it gets there." Make picture quote!
"Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs." Make picture quote!
"Knowledge is like money the more he gets, the more he craves." Make picture quote!
"Never work before breakfast. If you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first." Make picture quote!




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