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Money isn't the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.


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"Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?" Make picture quote!
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." Make picture quote!
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." Make picture quote!
"If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck." Make picture quote!
"It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life." Make picture quote!
"Everyone should pay their income tax with a smile. I tried it but they demanded cash." Make picture quote!
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