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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be r...


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"The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind." Make picture quote!
"This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays." Make picture quote!
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair." Make picture quote!
"Life is wasted on the living." Make picture quote!
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Make picture quote!
"The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks." Make picture quote!
"The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate." Make picture quote!
"The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees." Make picture quote!
"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space." Make picture quote!
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be." Make picture quote!
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Make picture quote!
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" Make picture quote!
"In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground." Make picture quote!
"If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves." Make picture quote!
"It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too." Make picture quote!
"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons." Make picture quote!
"It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." Make picture quote!
"I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be." Make picture quote!
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." Make picture quote!
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Make picture quote!
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Make picture quote!
"He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot." Make picture quote!
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife." Make picture quote!
"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands." Make picture quote!
"Time is bunk." Make picture quote!
"To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity." Make picture quote!
"We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem." Make picture quote!
"You live and learn. At any rate, you live." Make picture quote!
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." Make picture quote!
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." Make picture quote!
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Make picture quote!
"Every time you wake up and ask yourself, What good things am I going to do today?, remember that when the sun goes down at sunset, it will take a part of your life with it." Make picture quote!
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problem just with potatoes." Make picture quote!




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