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"If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people." Make picture quote!
"If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out." Make picture quote!
"In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman." Make picture quote!
"It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult." Make picture quote!
"It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know." Make picture quote!
"The only thing that is obscene is censorship." Make picture quote!
"I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'" Make picture quote!
"Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand." Make picture quote!
"Something is always simple until you try it." Make picture quote!
"Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am." Make picture quote!
"Temporary solutions often become permanent problems." Make picture quote!
"The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius." Make picture quote!
"1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived." Make picture quote!
"The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't." Make picture quote!
"The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!" Make picture quote!
"The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion." Make picture quote!
"Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation." Make picture quote!
"Think Tank, noun: The shower." Make picture quote!
"The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld." Make picture quote!
"When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists." Make picture quote!
"When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun." Make picture quote!
"When trying to locate something, search your mind first." Make picture quote!
"When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it." Make picture quote!
"When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening." Make picture quote!
"Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!" Make picture quote!
"Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed." Make picture quote!
"Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat." Make picture quote!
"You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for." Make picture quote!
"Things always look better when you haven't seen them." Make picture quote!
"I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe." Make picture quote!
"Anything on paper is obsolete!" Make picture quote!
"Don't judge a book by its thickness either." Make picture quote!
"Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years." Make picture quote!
"The Thought Police: To censor and protect." Make picture quote!
"Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it." Make picture quote!
"'Programming' is a four-letter word." Make picture quote!
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability." Make picture quote!
"Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!" Make picture quote!
"I am woman, hear me bitch." Make picture quote!
"It's funny how most activists are pacifists." Make picture quote!
"Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve." Make picture quote!
"It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow." Make picture quote!
"Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism." Make picture quote!
"Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be." Make picture quote!
"My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon." Make picture quote!
"Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance." Make picture quote!
"Never underestimate the power of a simple tool." Make picture quote!
"Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea." Make picture quote!
"Now is the time for all good men to run like hell." Make picture quote!
"It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals." Make picture quote!
"Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade." Make picture quote!




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